Originally titled Texas Nail Gun Massacre and Construction Kills, this 1986 "so bad it’s good" slasher revels in its own ineptness. Unintentional laughs abound as a doctor (Rocky Patterson wearing a blue jean jacket and black muscle shirt) in a small Texas town teams up with the local sheriff (Grizzly Adams look-a-like Ron Queen) to solve a series of disturbing murders. Our killer speaks... but his voice (or her voice, one can never tell) sounds like Darth Vader spouting the lamest one liners ever committed to film. A dead body lies unnoticed on a busy main street sidewalk. A nailed victim falls dead on top of a BBQ grill... and pushes himself back up when the grill begins to fall over. All this PLUS pants-on gang rape, hairy sex on a tree, an action packed gold hearse and 80's Camaro car chase and more. Joe Bob Briggs calls it, "The best movie ever made...in Seagoville, TX."